So, just what has America's South Korean "ally" really been doing in Iraq. Well, now I have the answer. They have been brainwashing young Iraqis into becoming anti-American attack-zombies! If you don't believe me, check out the picture below:
Iraqi boy attacks American soldiers (Reuters/Zohra Bensemra photo).
That boy gave the soldiers in the picture several nasty bruises on their legs before he was finally subdued and taken in for deprogramming. Hundreds of cases like this have happened in Iraq over the last several weeks.
Now, before you go claiming that these attacks have nothing to do with Korea, take a close look at the boy's outfit. Thanks right; its written in Hanguel (Korean script)! All the attacks have been made by kids in taekwondo outfits. It seems that the "taekwondo training" that Korean soldiers have been giving Iraqi kids has been laced with subliminal programming to make them attack Americans on sight.
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! (NOTE: You can tell how outraged I am by the fact that I used bold, underline and all caps.)
Now we know the real reason that the Koreans are being sent to the far northern part of Iraq. It is to get them where they can't brainwash local boys in areas where American troops are deployed. I urge you to write to your Congressman to complain about this outrage today.
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(OK, seriously, the boy was just playing around with the troops near the newly reopened Mansour stadium in Baghdad, which the Americans had helped rebuild.)
It's only March 16 and I've already had two panty-sightingss. By the time spring really hits I'll be up to 10-12 sightings a day.
Of course, its not like I can go up to my 19 to 21 year-old students and say "hay girl, cover up that butt." Averting my eyes doesn't really help either since I have to look down to see and hear the students as they work. So I ignore it as best I can.
I still don't know if most of them don't realize that they are exposing their panties or if they are doing it on purpose for thrills. Maybe a little of both.
I think I need to get a new job before I become a dirty old man.