The Daily Kos is in stiff competition with Blame Bush for the title of funniest political parody site on the web.
Here is a sample (Kos):
Democrats, there is one consultation to be had on this issue: a consultation with your conscience. Lock yourself alone in a room, take the phone off the hook, and pull out a copy of the Constitution. Hold that fiber of our democracy in your hands. Feel how such a light piece of paper has managed to carry the weight of national chaos, year after year,war after war for over 200 years. Hold it in your hands, and ask yourself: am I prepared to rip this into pieces? Are your trembling hands willing to shred it and let the tattered remains of our democracy fall silently to your feet?
Where, out side of a freshman high school essay, can you find passion like that? They are not called Kosmonauts for nothing.
On the other hand this is just plain funny (Blame Bush):
It was a morning like any other in the tiny burgh of Chapel Hill, North Carolina. The overpowering stench of wet cigarettes and cow flatulence filled the salty sea air. Small children giggled with delight as they frolicked around the smoldering remains of last night’s cross burning. From the nearby cotton fields, the faint crack of horsewhips could be heard over the drunken whoops of hooded Klansmen.
At the town’s makeshift college, slack-jawed students gathered in the campus community area known as “The Pit”, perhaps to arrange dates with their sisters to the evening’s barn dance, or maybe to cram for the big exam in Tobaccy Chewin’ 101.
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