Watch out for those imperialist Koreans hell-bent on world domination (a Yangban photo essay exclusive)

I like to have blogs with different perspectives on my blog roll so I can see what different folks are thinking.  On my click-a-round today, I came across something that was completely different at Kotaji:

Today’s anti-war, anti-occupation demo in Seoul, one of hundreds that were held around the world this weekend, in the biggest show of force from the world’s second superpower(tm) in a long time. The march in Seoul was similar to those around all over the world in calling for an end to occupation and calling for no attack on Iran. More specifically it called for the withdrawal of the so-called Zaytun Division of Korean soldiers stationed near Irbil in northern Iraq. In true Orwellian style the troop division is named with the Arabic word meaning olive - a reference to the olive branch of peace. Surely the Arabic word for imperialism would be more appropriate.

Kotaji is exactly right, the neofascist Korean warmongers have conquered northern Iraq for their own insidious imperialistic purposes.  I have the proof in pictures:

Why is "PreSSident" Roh giving such a maniacal laugh?  Because the first stage of his secret plan for world domination is almost complete.  If you need any more proof, just look closely at the picture.  Only an imperialist would hug a baby-stomping member of the military clique.

Cultural imperialism alert!  The Korean imperialists have forced local Iraqis to become Buddhist.

Look closely and you might detect the subtle mark of Korea's insidious imperialism.  This poor girl has become a cog in the Korean war machine.

But it is not enough to just corrupt the minds of indigenes.  Proper imperialism requires ethnic displacement.  So the imperialist warmonger Roh has created a secret breeding program for the military clique.  Every soldier going to Iraq is given two young women to breed the next generation of warriors.  Within a few generations, all of Iraq will be ethic Korean.

And let's not forget the Taekwondo attack zombies.

(All images were taken from Google Image searches.)

Comments

[kotaji]

I sorta think you might have read a little too much into my post.

But then I wouldn't expect anything less from a fascist like you...

[Andy]

Touche

[chung min young]

this is kind of discriminating to korea
my country would never do such things
please understand i got offended by this but
korea would not want to occupy iran
as personally as a korean i favour iran but do not feel i am better than iranians
most koreans aren't buddhist they are christians so they dont go to hell

[TURKİSH COMANDO]

1950 korea war Turkish army :)

[jyun]

that picture with the men kneeling is not a buddhist act but a muslim act of faith. Why? theres a rug there. They are praying to mecca and buddhists dont wear those hat thingys.
just thought i would enlighten.
korea loves u too. =)

[Andy (The Yangban)]

Hi Jyun,

I assume you realize that this post was one of my weak attempts at humor. Having the caption say the exact opposite of what the picture shows was supposed to be witty irony in action.

I guess I need to work on my technique. I will try harder next time.

[TCintheUS]

ha! yea you do make it sound like your one of them commy SOB's using the words imperialist and warmongers and all that. i like the part about the women and ethnic breeding of warriors. but i can see how someone can take that the wrong way.

P.S. SK rules!!!!!!