(Central Asia)
(Day Twenty-four of the Korean Ministry of of Information and Communications ban)
So, just what has America's South Korean "ally" really been doing in Iraq. Well, now I have the answer. They have been brainwashing young Iraqis into becoming anti-American attack-zombies! If you don't believe me, check out the picture below:
Iraqi boy attacks American soldiers (Reuters/Zohra Bensemra photo).
That boy gave the soldiers in the picture several nasty bruises on their legs before he was finally subdued and taken in for deprogramming. Hundreds of cases like this have happened in Iraq over the last several weeks.
Now, before you go claiming that these attacks have nothing to do with Korea, take a close look at the boy's outfit. Thanks right; its written in Hanguel (Korean script)! All the attacks have been made by kids in taekwondo outfits. It seems that the "taekwondo training" that Korean soldiers have been giving Iraqi kids has been laced with subliminal programming to make them attack Americans on sight.
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! (NOTE: You can tell how outraged I am by the fact that I used bold, underline and all caps.)
Now we know the real reason that the Koreans are being sent to the far northern part of Iraq. It is to get them where they can't brainwash local boys in areas where American troops are deployed. I urge you to write to your Congressman to complain about this outrage today.
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(OK, seriously, the boy was just playing around with the troops near the newly reopened Mansour stadium in Baghdad, which the Americans had helped rebuild.)
the person who posted this is a dumbass...
u r an idiot!
Posted by: pissed off person | Wednesday, March 01, 2006 at 07:51 AM
jks
Posted by: pissed off person | Wednesday, March 01, 2006 at 07:52 AM
Hey I stumbled upon your site and I really do not think that those solidures were being attacked for the following reasons.
1) I have been taking Korean Martial Arts for many years now and the kick that he is doing is something very complicated and it would be completely stupid to use in actual combat and would be too slow. The move is called a 360 hook-kick. It is used in competition and would not be used in a fight.
2) Three of the military dudes are standing around smiling. Why on earth would they be smiling when some tiny brainwashed ninja is trying to kick the lights out of them! It looks like a demo!
3) Correct me if I am wrong but the kid looks like he is eight years old and wouldn't stand a chance with solidures highly trained in joint lock self defences and stuff. They could pin him down in a second flat.
Posted by: Aaron | Wednesday, March 01, 2006 at 08:06 AM
*Generic stupid comment not seeing that the article is a joke*
*Points out obvious counter arguments, not realizing the satirical nature. *
*More generic insults for good measure*
Posted by: steve | Monday, September 18, 2006 at 12:07 PM
ual
bealtifuul Kick
Posted by: Fábio | Wednesday, June 27, 2007 at 04:57 AM
jaime le taekwondo
Posted by: abdlehadi | Saturday, August 25, 2007 at 03:59 AM
No
Posted by: Purna Shah | Tuesday, October 02, 2007 at 02:54 PM
You Guys Are Morons & A Bunch Of Virgins Who Have Wayyyy To Much Time On Your Hands. Get A Woman!
Posted by: You Guys Are Morons & A Bunch Of Virgins | Sunday, December 09, 2007 at 10:32 AM
ummm....i learn taekwondo
but whoever posted this is so dumb!
god!
Posted by: Elazabeth | Sunday, December 16, 2007 at 01:43 AM
i know its fake shit but if i saw a little dude doing moves like that i'd run like hell thinking he's some mini jaki chan guy. lol :P we all love america really!"
Posted by: viki man kootie | Monday, December 31, 2007 at 07:52 AM
i personalt as a marine think that u have no say so wat so ever wen it comes to wat happens over in iraq or bagdahd or any where els unless u,ve been there i mean in 2003 i couldnt even walk downt the street its still like that in some places but dont u worrie about that u just sitt at home in ur nice warm bed and just think about it im doin something that u wont i mean its nice to be home dont get me wrong by that but wen im out in puplick its nice to have people who are respectfull enough to say "hey thanks for wat u do u dont have to but u do it anyway" and not be ashamed of me for the tags i wear around my neck and the uniform i wear on my back its people like that who will be greatfull and honored to have people who will step up and sat ill fight for this great country and any one who is gona doubt the greatness of it like in 911 make sure u watch ur back cause an ass whoopin is comin
Posted by: julian kinnard | Saturday, January 12, 2008 at 04:40 PM
...so your a marine huh? the americans must have really low standards now-a-days fighting the never ending war and all, so back to my point they recruit people that cant speak english, oh and 911 happened 7 years ago get over it
Posted by: Me | Thursday, February 14, 2008 at 02:27 PM
read the bottom guys...
Posted by: anonymous | Tuesday, March 11, 2008 at 05:51 AM
Some people are really funny, especially those who do not use their eyes and dont work their minds out. No offense to the marine guy - i know you've been through a lot of hell but men read through the whole thing next time, OK?! It was a joke... and it was really funny...
Posted by: jay | Sunday, March 23, 2008 at 01:03 PM
el taekwon-do es lo mejor del mundo...!!
Posted by: Daiana | Sunday, March 30, 2008 at 04:51 AM
u r an ass hole whoever wrote this...who do u think u r?
Posted by: rachael | Sunday, April 06, 2008 at 01:07 PM
nadien puede con los uracan de maracaibo somos los mejores ustedes se ponen frente de nosotros y es como afrentar un sunami ok no lloren que no le bamos a dar muy duro solo nocaos ok cuidense
Posted by: orlando vinicio nuñez montiel | Friday, April 25, 2008 at 11:57 PM
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Posted by: ? | Wednesday, May 07, 2008 at 11:05 PM
Heh your brainwash bit is classic nicely written... Some of my best times in Korea were when troops would be at comps for demos or w/e and just chilling and chatting. Good memories hah
Posted by: Josh | Sunday, June 01, 2008 at 03:19 PM
Why him? Try me if you can American dogs!
Posted by: khenz | Monday, July 07, 2008 at 04:16 PM
taekwondo is only for selfdefense y realy dont think this kid is ataking the soldiers but iraki soldier are traning martial arts
Posted by: victo | Saturday, July 12, 2008 at 10:39 AM
j'adore le taekwondo
Posted by: Sarah | Monday, July 14, 2008 at 12:49 AM
Hey you,
Stupid lie..
you dont see face of this soldiers? they are laughing... it was just a kind of show...
Posted by: Omg | Wednesday, August 13, 2008 at 12:45 AM
Geez... nobody actually READS anymore. Juz glance at the pic n voila, HATE HATE HATE!
Dumbasses....
Btw, cute photo u got there ^_^
Peace
Posted by: Sigher | Sunday, August 17, 2008 at 06:17 PM
You freakin kidding me. you guys are ridiculous the picture is funny as hell. Everyone does some funny stuff while their over in the dessert look up "I'm hot cause I'm Deployed" on youtube. To the guy who posted the picture. Way to go. I ts something to laugh at and gives the American people some moral if they READ THE WHOLE DAMN THING. I t shows that our troops are over there making a difference and helping out local nationals and enjoying what they do, and it shows not everything over there is bad. Kudos Sir. Way to keep morale high
Posted by: American Airman | Thursday, September 18, 2008 at 04:07 AM