Checking out this week's Kungfool, I came across this piece by a really, really bitter Chinese-American guy on Asian women who like white guys. If your white, prepared to be bashed, but it is pretty interesting and funny in places (and the bashes seem mostly tongue-in-cheek). Here is one part:
Now I'm going to just start ranting bitterly and insult everyone. Let's begin by taking a look at the competition. I see a lot of Asian Girls with White Guys. Why is that? I hear a lot of Girls (Asian, White, or otherwise) continually whining about not being able to find a "nice" guy. What the hell? Asian Guys are the nicest freaking people on the planet (except for me, I guess). We treat old people with respect, we take care of our mothers, we bring you gifts every chance we get, we honor tradition and the family like nobody's business, and we do all of this with a genuine smile on our faces. We all play an instrument (usually piano or violin), we stay out of trouble, and we do what we're told. We won't beat you, cheat on you, or lie to you. That's not enough anymore?And another:
Other girls claim they want a guy who has a "future" (like some don't?). Have they never seen an Asian guy before? He's got pressure from his family coming out of his ears. Asian parents don't sing lullabies to their kids - they make them memorize the Periodic Table and tell them about the importance of money and a pretigious job. No one is more prepared for the working world. No one studies harder, practices longer, and strives for perfection more than us. Asian Guys are the ultimate in Awesome. We rule. But nobody seems to notice, not even our own people (guys and girls - keep reading).
You know what the average American man is like ... and still girls choose White Guys. Why? Look at them. They're goofy and uncoordinated. Have you ever seen an Asian guy on "Cops" in a domestic dispute? No! It's always some fat ass greasy White Guy in a wifebeater ... well, beating his wife. Is this what you ladies really want?That last one strikes home. I'm a fat white guy who has a drawer full of wife-beater shirts. I guess I could offer a defense of white guys, but I'm feeling too lazy to try. I will add just one more thing. After living in Korea for several years, white girls look pretty exotic to me now.
Anyway go check out the rest if your skin is think enough.